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dduane
bealittleimprobable:
“Leverage had a lot of well-researched things to say about the real world, but the one I always come back to, from The Double Blind Job:
Sophie: These are not small fines. Last year, my department handled a case where the company...
bealittleimprobable

Leverage had a lot of well-researched things to say about the real world, but the one I always come back to, from The Double Blind Job:

Sophie: These are not small fines. Last year, my department handled a case where the company had to pay out $2.5 billion.

Hoffman: Oh, yeah. Everybody heard about that. But what the news didn’t tell you is that that company made $16 billion on the same drug. That fine was 14% of the profit. 14%. That’s like tipping your waiter.

dduane
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Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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suicunesrider

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

drtanner

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

fangirlingoverdemigods

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fucking look at this shit though

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mauridianhallow

Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

mizushimo

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amazing

shadowthorne

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

socialjusticeichigo

They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

datneeks

One of my favorite anecdotes I’ve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn’t actually, you know, eat them.

bitter-bi-witch

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

alessariel

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

brainsforbabyjesus

So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.

alessariel

This is getting better and better.

red-dirt-roads

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

buddha-fett

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

perspectiverelativity

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

spinosaurus-the-fisher

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

funkylittlefang

i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:

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spinosaurus-the-fisher

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

2p-germanys-blog

Old movies had the best special effects

adinfinitumxx

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

witwitch

@jurassicparkandrecreation

senkirowolf

@shepfax

prettyarbitrary

Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time.  They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers.  Nobody’d ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before.  It’d all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them.  Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.

So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, “We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.”

The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when they’d created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen movement like that before.”

He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, “Holy shit.”

Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed–we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there–but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent.  Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.

bastlynn

That paleontologists’d be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian

thistherapylife

This post just gets better and better with time

neil-gaiman
septimosis

Highly recommend this version of good omens audiobook It’s read by the cast from the show, perfect if you’re looking to kill time this month while waiting for season 2 👌☺️

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neil-gaiman

It really is good.

emptysurface
kaelio

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Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

cwicseolfor

WE OUTNUMBER THE BOOMERS. WE JUST HAVEN’T OUTVOTED THEM YET.

(Texas, especially you.)

It’s not enough to fix things. We have to do that work ourselves.

But I’d rather, while trying to do that work, that the people in power be those promising “nothing will fundamentally change” to wealthy donors than those suggesting somebody can/ should “take care of” their political opponents, authorizing unmarked vans for federal abductions of peaceful protestors, fomenting racist terrorism against Black and Latino and Asian communities while praising neo-nazis to their base as “very fine people,” trying to kick off nuclear war, dismantling EPA protections, attempting to erase healthcare for millions, destroying ecosystems and militarizing peaceful communities for a border wall, packing the judiciary with theocrats who love bribes and hate non-white non-men, politicizing pandemic controls, and selling weapons intelligence to like-minded heads of hostile states with even uglier human rights track records than ours lately.

One of those is a stone wall we have to pull down, and the other is an ongoing arson party. I know what I’d rather fight.

It’s not about finding the unicorn of a virtuous politician. The choice is who your opposition will be. If you don’t see a difference in the harm done on a broad scale you’re not checking in with your neighbors.

It’s not just about the US, either, because of the imperialism of the US government. Anyone with a ballot is offered a chance to throttle the speed at which other nations are uprooted, their people disenfranchised, their resources plundered, the climate destabilized, the oceans acidified, the air fouled, by state and private actors alike. Abdication is standing out of the way of those who intend harm to all.

The state of things is terrible, and not the fault of the young, but it is still our responsibility.