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My middle school vice principal was named Mr. Leech (incredible) and every day he would stand at the end of the long hallway that led to the lunchroom. Every day I would be late to lunch (why hurry, the food was inedible) and had to walk down that hallway in silence while he stared intently at me from the far end.

I didn’t exactly have anywhere else to look, so I’d just return his gaze. We’d lock eyes for the entire duration of my procession down the hallway. One day, after weeks of this, he stopped me and pulled me into his office, an angry expression on my face.

“You’re really creepy,” he said. “Don’t look at me anymore. It’s seriously freaking me out. I don’t want you to stare at me like that ever again.”

I laughed incredulously, but he was dead fucking serious. My friend Rebekah overheard and couldn’t believe it either.

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